D.C. Craigslist Ad: Stone Mason Needed

Wanted: Experienced stone mason to repair frieze around important Government building with high visibility, especially among nations around the world. Funding from the Scooter Libby Self-Charitable Trust. Replace obsolete phrase, "Equal Justice Under Law," with update, "It's Who You Know". Successful applicant must be handy with explosives, to blast old phrase to bits, beyond hope of repair. Send resume to: G. Bush, New Manager, Supreme Court Building.